When I found out I had the power of controlling fire with my mind, it was lit, bro.
Literally.
I got so excited, I accidentally burned down my whole apartment complex.
Cause I was trying to roast marshmallows.
Things got a little out of hand.
Yeah, I can read minds.
Oh, sorry I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.
I totally wasn't judging what I saw in your mind.
I promise. 我发誓。 Now that I can talk to animals, I don't think I'll ever talk to a human ever again.
It's magical.
