This is a disposable napkin.

这是一次尿布。

J. Random Hacker's response to this is likely to be “Right. Do you need burping and diapering, too?” followed by a punch of the delete key.

普通黑客对这问题回答通常是：“，要帮你拍拍背和换尿布吗？”，然按下删除键。