That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫计程车司机和大学教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上大学，获得学位，然去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的计程车司机。