Maybe, maybe not. Maybe tomorrow I start a bongo band and tour the world.

可能去，也可能不去。也许组个手鼓乐队，去全球巡演了。

First, she listened to a drum band.

首，她了一个鼓乐队表演。

But today, I am listening to a drum band because it's Shakespeare's birthday.

但今，了鼓乐队演奏，因为今是莎士比亚的诞辰。

And it is the item that I suspect people would say is the least likely for you to have had as a feature of your life, and that is your drum majorette baton.

猜人们会说这是你一生中最不可能拥有的东西，那是你的鼓乐队指挥棒。