Oh, I hope I haven't ruined your Valentine's day. Do you want a tissue?

哦，希望没有破坏你的情人节。你要面巾纸吗？

You will probably use a tissue or kleenex to blow your nose.

您可能会使用纸巾或面巾纸擤鼻涕。

Down here you can see that we have some Kleenex.

在这里你可以看到我们有一些面巾纸。

14 Bucks for a box of Kleenex.

14美元一盒的面巾纸。

I used this biodegradable like, single-use face towels.

我用过这种可生物降解的一次性面巾。

And then, teachers always have a box of Kleenex on their desk.

然后，老师们的办公桌上总是放着一盒面巾纸。

Ten packages of toilet paper and 20 boxes of Kleenex? !

Jan：十包卫生纸和 20 盒面巾纸？！

Just use a face wipe, also from Epicutis.

只需使用同样来自 Epicutis 的面巾。

Not tissues like Kleenex; tissues like groups of cells that look similar and serve similar purposes in a living thing.

不是像面巾纸这样的“tissues”，这里说的是“组织”，指生物体内外观相似、功能相似的细胞群。

I made you an outfit out of Kleenex.

我用面巾纸给你做了件新衣裳哦。

Next, what do we have? Tissues or Kleenex, yeah.

接下来，我们有什么？纸巾或面巾纸， 是的。

You never know when you need Kleenex, especially when you're a mother.

您永远不知道什么时候需要面巾纸，尤其是当您已为人母时。

It's funny, most divorce lawyers have kleenex.

真有意思，多数离婚律师是准备面巾纸的。

I'm buying her 10 packages of toilet paper and 20 boxes of Kleenex.

蒂姆：我要给她买 10 包卫生纸和 20 盒面巾纸。

Then I have my wallet, I have face wipes from Sephora. - Yes.

然后我有我的钱包， 我有丝芙兰的面巾纸。- 是的。

He put a Kleenex or a tissue here, and she just gently yanked my tooth out.

他在这里放了面巾纸或纸巾，她只是轻轻地拔掉了我的牙齿。

To remove this face that I did earlier for the show, I use these face wipes for my makeup.

为了去除我之前为节目做的这张脸，我用这些面巾来化妆。

So, I guess it's kind of like American English you say " Pass me a Kleenex" .

M：所以，我想这有点像美式英语中的“递给我一张面巾纸”。

" No, yes, this, no" You're just gonna get A Kleenex and you're gonna blow your nose Okay ?

“不，是的，这个，不”你只是要去拿面巾纸然后你会擤鼻涕好吗？

If the only thing standing between me and a million bucks is some old lady's tears, then I'd suggest investing in Kleenex.

如果横在我和一百万之间的只是某个老太太的眼泪，那我建议给她面巾纸。