Simple.Don't do anything stupid.Ok, nothing stupid.

很简单 别做蠢事就行 好的 别做蠢事。

So I did something stupid. I'm sure you did stupid things when you were younger.

了件蠢事 相信你年少无知时 肯定也过蠢事。

Uh, you left out the stupid part.

你忘了说们做的蠢事。

What kind of lunatic does something like this?

什么疯子会种蠢事？

For once, I'm in trouble for something demonstrably stupid.

次却因为种蠢事。

I hear stupidity makes time go faster.

听听些蠢事打发时间。

Now why would you want to do something stupid like that?

你吗要做那种蠢事啊？

I am only here to stop you from making an awful mistake.

只来阻止你做蠢事的。

You're not going to make me do something stupid are you?

你不会让做什么蠢事吧？

I didn't know freedom meant people doing stuff that sucks.

不知道自由意味着人们会做种蠢事。

Oh, right. What's that goofy thing again?

对了 要用它们做什么蠢事来着？

Bugs Bunny turned into a donkey when he did something stupid.

兔八哥做了蠢事，变成了一头驴。

Yeah, many people do stupid things when they're upset.

啊，大家伤心时都会蠢事。

Over the years, none of you ever got drunk and stupid?

几年下来 你们都没有喝醉做蠢事？

I didn't raise you to be this stupid!

把你养大不让你做蠢事的！

Why don't you just stop doing stupid things?

你为什么不改掉 做蠢事的习惯？

I did a stupid thing. Yeah, I guessed that.

做了件蠢事 猜也。

So they can confront him and do something stupid?

好让他们去质问他然后出什么蠢事？

Whatever idiotic thing he's done, I'm sure...

不管他做了什么蠢事 可以保证。

But the thing is, you mustn't go doing anything stupid.”

但要紧的，你一定不能蠢事。”