But humans aren’t tapeworms. We’re apes.

但人类不是虫。我们是猿。

The writer has  expelled over 100 tapeworms in this manner.

作家曾用这种方法驱除过100虫。

A parasitic tapeworm that literally fuses together with its partner for life.

一种寄生虫， 可以与它伴侣终生融合在一起。

You think she's got a worm in her brain?

虫? 你是说她脑子里有寄生虫?

So yeah, gets rid of tapeworms.

是，可以除掉虫。

Anyway those seeds of course you can go ahead and eat, especially if you have a tapeworm.

不管怎样，这些种子然是可以吃，特别是你身上有虫时候。

Tapeworm can produce 20 to 30,000 eggs a day.

虫每天可以产20,000到30,000个卵。

Millions of people eat ham every day. It's quite a leap to think that she's got a tapeworm.

每天有千百万人吃猪肉 猜她身上有虫有点太冒险了。

In a typical case if you don't cook pork well enough you ingest live tapeworm larvae.

一个典例中 如果你烹调猪肉不够熟你摄入活虫幼虫。

I'll bet you my Indian dagger against the bottled tape-worm in your den that she'll swallow the biggest lie I can invent.

我敢用我印第安匕首与你巢穴中瓶装虫打赌，她会吞下我能编造最大谎言。

In an article from 1892 Dr H. Roemer recommends the peeled seeds of the common pumpkin as an effective and safely acting taeniafue.

在 1892 年一篇文章中，H. Roemer 博士推荐使用普通南瓜去皮种子作为一种有效且安全除虫剂。

Cannibals, self-serving parasites, tapeworms in tiaras, swimming through the intestines of the state, sucking all the goodness out of it for their own repugnant gratification.

食人者、自私自利寄生虫、戴着皇冠虫，在国家肠子里游来游去，为了满足自己令人厌恶满足，吸取国家所有好处。

But perhaps none was as strange as the tapeworm diet, in which dieters swallowed an unhatched tapeworm and let it grow inside them by consuming undigested meals.

但也许没有什么比虫饮食更奇怪了，节食者吞下一未孵化虫，并通过食用未消化食物让它在体内生长。

Since then, diets have advised us all sorts of things: to excessively chew, to not chew at all, to swallow a grapefruit per meal, non-stop cabbage soup, even consumption of arsenic, or tapeworms.

从那时起，饮食就给了我们各种各样建议：过度咀嚼、完全不咀嚼、每餐吞下一个葡萄柚、不停地喝白菜汤，甚至摄入砷或虫。