You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots.

你毁了我容忍白的能力。

And you're not coming to this stupid party.

你也别想来这个白的派对。

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

这是我听过最白的事情了。

You wouldn't care. It's just a stupid comic book story.

也没 是个白的漫画故事。

See, it's not sucking chi that makes me special.

看吧 不是白的气让我与众不同。

Right now I have to take abuse from these morons.

现在开始我不得不面对这帮白的羞辱了。

So It's a combination of COVID and idiot and it's wordplay.

所以它是冠状病毒和白的组合，是文字游戏。

Oh, please forgive me. I didn't mean to call you an idiot, God.

哦，请你原谅我。我不是有意叫你白的，上帝。

You think they're white chocolate chips until it's too late. Stupid hawaii.

等你意识到它不是白巧克力条时 已经太晚了 白的夏威。

Not only am I going to this foolish dinner against my will.

不光是这次逼我参加白的圣诞晚餐。

The facts were clear and the logic impeccable. So disagreement was a sign of idiocy.

既然事实清楚，逻辑不可辩驳，那，再有不同的意见就是白的表现。

So, um, how do you maintain such a dork-less clientele?

你们是如何保持没有白客人的环境？

We laughed together at the idiocy and sheer impossibility of such a moment.

然后我也大笑起来。我们一起为这种白的，全无可能的行径大笑了许久。

" Watson, you idiot! " Holmes says. " Someone has stolen our tent! "

“华，你真够白的！”福尔摩斯说。“有人偷了我们的帐篷！”

You're the one fighting that silly new cigar rule.

你就是那反抗新的白禁雪茄令的家伙。

So, did you spend last night hearing about this silly parking space fight, too? For hours.

你昨晚是不是也得听他抱怨那场白的停车位大战，抱怨了好几小时。

Find the abductor of a young girl, or choke down cuisine in a room full of gits.

我是选择追捕诱拐少女的罪犯，还是去满是白的饭店勉强吃菜呢。

Well, that's better than what these meatheads cooked up.

那也比这些个白干的好啊。

Oh, well. That low level teabag human druid?

那个低等的白德鲁伊人类?

You're the only moron in the whole world who actually likes Monday!

你是全世界唯一一个真心喜欢星期一的白!