I separated them by New Testament hokum, Old Testament hokum, and general nonsense.

我把它们分为三大类——《新约》屁话，《旧约》屁话，和普通的屁话。

Three years, I listen to him piss and moan. For what, so he can eat the thing?

三年来，我听到的都是屁话和无病呻吟。为什么，就为了把它吃下去？

That's the thing about Andrew. He doesn't take crap from anyone. How can you not love someone like that?

Andrew就是这样的。不听任何的屁话。你怎么不会爱这样的？

So all that stuff about caring about me, that was just crap?

些所谓在乎我的话 全是屁话了？

Here we go with the time travel nonsense again.

又要扯什么时的屁话了。

Might as well have been. It's all ridiculous crap.

有最好了。 反正都是些屁话。

Don't listen to these gutless environmental sissies!

别听些胆小鬼环保娘娘腔的屁话！

But he makes a mean bullsh-- pie.

但这低劣的屁话都能做出个馅饼了。

" It's her fu-ur which is so funny, " giggled the girl.

“是她的屁话太好笑了， ” 女孩咯咯地笑着说。

And how is she literally the only thing you've never talked about?

为什么你什么屁话都说却没提起过她啊？

Says the professional bullshitter who has a brand-new vested interest in me bowing out.

狗嘴里吐不出象牙满嘴屁话的你就是想说服我退出。

" I'm shrinking, I'm dying, I don't have any dreams" ...

“我缩水了，我要死了，我没梦想” 的屁话。

Listen, you know that 'Nobody wins, everybody has fun' crap?

听着，你知道个 “没有输赢，大伙尽兴”的屁话？

She pulls that fifth-year crap, and then you don't feel like dealing.

说一通第五年律师的屁话，你就完全不想再跟她争辩了。

They were the only three that even asked to be submitted, and it was because of bullshit like that.

而是只有们三个提交了申请，就因为张报纸上的屁话。

I don't know who said knowledge was king-- just an old fart, probably-- but he was right. I see everything now.

我不知道是谁说的知识就是力量这大概是屁话吧不过这是正确的 我现在能看清一切。

Okay, will someone call Guinness because you just set the world record for the biggest load of crap in one sentence. - Oh, bite me!

快来打给吉尼斯世界记录吧。你刚破了一句话里包含最多屁话的世界纪录。- 去死吧！

" Well, if that isn't the greatest rubbish I ever heard, " cried Jo indignantly. " Why didn't you pop out and tell them so on the spot? "

“啊，这真是我所听到的最大的屁话，”乔愤慨地大叫。“你为什么不跳出来，当场对们这么说呢？”