A whoopee cushion is not an April fool's prank.

放屁坐根本称不上愚人节整人。

Yeah, the doors slide, the seats slide.

滑动门 移动坐。

I know there's a whoopee cushion under that pillow.

我知道枕头下面有个放屁坐。

Pick up your socks. Put down the toilet seat.

袜子捡起来，马桶坐放下来。

It makes itself comfortable on the soft upholstery.

它舒适地往柔软的坐上一躺。

Look, I know there's a whoopee cushion under that pillow!

听着，我知道枕头下有个放屁坐！

I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Well, you put down the toilet seat.

我要上洗手间 -上完把马桶坐放下来。

It's true. At the store, I had to put a seat on the toilet.

这是真的。我还里厕所装上个马桶坐。

Here, shift a cheek so I can look under the cushions...

听着 高抬贵臀让我看看坐下面有没有。

I've tried to zhuzh up my living room with some bright yellow cushions.

我试着用一些亮黄色的坐来装饰我的起居室。

Your seat cushion functions as a flotation device, but did you know it's also fireproof?

座位的坐其实是一个漂浮装置，它还防火，你知道吗？

You, boy, ” she said suddenly to Neville, who almost toppled off his pouf.

你，男孩，”她突然对纳威说，纳威差点儿从他的坐上掉下来。

Your built-in tush-cushion is made of fat on top of some pretty hefty gluteal muscles.

你的内置臀部坐是由脂肪在一些相当重的臀部肌肉上制成的。

They stand over me, they start cursing and smoking and tearing up seats, y'know.

他们站在我旁边，开始骂骂咧咧，一边抽着烟一边撕扯坐。

A highchair and car seat! Wow Betty thank you so much! I really appreciate it!

高脚椅和汽车坐 ！哇，太谢谢你，贝蒂！真的很感谢！

Okay, relax. I took off the slipcovers, had them dry-cleaned and then fumigated the cushions.

好吧 淡定吧 我把家具套给拆下来 送去干洗了 坐也熏蒸消毒了。

Oh, just leave the toilet seat up and the immigration people will totally think we are married.

只要把马桶坐立着，移民局的人就会相信咱们结婚了。

The walls were lined with wooden bookcases and instead of chairs there were large silk cushions on the floor.

墙边是一溜木书架，地上没有椅子，但放着缎面的大坐。

Uh, let's see. We have seat protectors, uh, booties for my shoes, a clothespin for my nose.

我看看。还有马桶坐纸、鞋套、夹鼻子的晒衣夹。

I have a small one. But I have big pillows on the floor. I sit on those.

我有一个小的。不过我的地板上有大坐。我可以坐在上面。