The duck doesn't see urban and rural.

鸭清城市和农村。

Never quite knew if we were awake or dreaming.

清是梦是醒。

How could you mistake a stop sign for an acorn?

连停车牌和橡清？

My mom can still not tell the difference either.

连我妈也清。

These guys can't tell what the color red is.

这种动物清红色是什么。

I still have a problem telling the twins apart.

我仍然清这对双胞胎。

I discovered that you can never tell ever what is inside from what is outside.

我现从外面永远清里面是什么。

When it comes to wine, this woman doesn't see color.

只要一喝酒 这女人就清青红皂白。

I looked them up in the dictionary, but I still can't tell them apart.

我查了字典，但还是清这两个词。

Oh, yeah, except for the difference between a gun and a stapler.

对 可清枪和订书机。

That's why people often confuse me with a GPS.

因此人们经常清 我和GPS导航的声音。

'cause you don't know what's private and what's not.

清楚什么叫做隐私而去睡沙的。

I tried to classify my own Asian eyes and it did get a bit confusing.

我试过给自己的亚洲眼类，但有点清。

The human mind does not know the difference between forced laughter and real laughter.

人类的大脑清强笑和真正的笑之间的区别。

No, long and confusing. I can't tell who's talking.

又长又令人迷惑 我清是谁在说话。

Well, I guess we'll never know, so...

我猜我们会一直傻傻清楚 所以就。

You couldn't tell whether the F's were L's or S's.

清是哪个是 F L 或是S。

Grandpa, we don't know what's a joke and what's reality anymore.

爷爷，我们已经清什么是玩笑，什么是现实了。

In the past, John has struggled with his grip on reality.

在过去，约翰曾在清现实与幻想中挣扎过。

Most Americans mistake them for muffins.

大部美国人清它和松饼。