He inclined his head and toasted her.

他脑袋，举杯向她致意。

And all this might well be correct, but still, why mosses? Why this man?

这些可能都对，但还是这个问题：为什么是苔藓呢？为什么是这个人呢？

How could you be late today, of all days?

你怎么能今天这么晚回来？

There was another who at that hour was not asleep.

这时，还有一个人睡不着。

And you've got far too much to do.

而你还有一堆事。

On Christmas Eve, of all nights.

而且在这平安夜。

Now see, this is where you and I don't see eye-to-eye.

就是这点你和我想法不一样。

Now I'm floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee I earned my stripes.

现在我是破茧的蝴蝶，在空中起舞。又如带刺的蜜蜂，纹上自己的花纹。

No. But for some reason, I remember yours.

不过很不可思议 我记得起千寻。

Speaking truths to power should not be sacrificial, but they are.

对有权力的人说出真相， 不该是种牺牲，但就是。

It just happens that I am a completely normal man.

“我生来是一个完全正常的男人。”

He stared at the headline and said, " No way. Not today. That old cow."

“不可能，是今天，这个老母牛。”

There are plenty of bartenders to choose from. Why me?

有那么多酒保可以选择。为什么是我？

Why did he sit next to me when there are all these empty chairs?

他干嘛选择坐我旁边明明还有那么多空的座位？

" Snakes.... Why did it have to be snakes? "

“蛇… … 为什么是蛇呢？”

Gusteau had no children, and what of the timing of all this?

食神根本没子嗣，为什么出现在这时候？

It's just the kind of playfully bizarre decoration that Sedaris loves.

塞达里斯就喜欢这种充满趣味又颇为奇异的装饰。

A million teenagers in this neighborhood, and you hire Mccluskey?

这个社区这么多青少年，你雇了Mccluskey？

The money that a man has, he may lose.

人的钱财会失去，而且可能在急需之时散失殆尽。

" It blew up during my spring break week."

“（疫）它在我春假的时候爆发了。”