Okay, two krauts walk into a bar.

好 两个德国子走进一家酒吧。

It seemed to have become the playground of a million devils; moanings, shriekings, mutterings, and noises of all kinds would constantly interrupt the flow of speech.

仿佛变成了百万子游乐场；各种呻吟声、尖叫声、喃喃自语声和噪音不断地打断谈话进行。

What's more annoying is that the Song Dynasty officials accompanying the envoys also put on a " two devils" face, taking advantage of the foreign envoys' name to act arbitrarily.

更令人恼火， 行使节宋朝官员也摆出一副“两子” 面孔，借着外国使者名义肆。

What's more annoying is that the Song Dynasty officials accompanying the envoys also put on a " two devils" face, taking advantage of the name of foreign envoys, and took the opportunity to act arbitrarily.

更令人恼火， 行使节宋朝官员们也摆出一副“两子”面目， 借着外国使者名义，趁机肆妄。

A century later Lu Xun, a celebrated author, wrote that he didn't drink the stuff: " I always thought it was for the foreign excellencies." He and most other Chinese people preferred tea.

中国咖啡业早期历史颇模糊。有记载称，19世纪30年代，丹麦人在中国开设了第一家咖啡店。然而，这种饮品并未广泛流行，部分原因清朝对外国人持怀疑态度，并设法遏制他们影响。有文献记载，当时有人将咖啡描述“洋子饭后喝黑色汤水，说能助消化”。一个世纪后，著名作家鲁迅写，他从不喝这种东西：“我总觉得那给洋大人们喝。”他和大多数中国人更喜欢喝茶。