“Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet.”

“炸了一？我们从来没炸过。”

This is the mega-genius equivalent of dying on the toilet.

这跟超天才死在上没分别。

I don't want to sit on the toilet.

我讨厌坐。

They're toilet tanks are filled to capacity.

这些水箱已经满了。

Today, subway tile and a low-flow toilet.

今天 地铁瓷砖 节水。

But yeah, it's a toilet. Hey, let's sing our song about my toilet, yeah!

没错，它是一个。嘿，我们来唱之歌吧，耶！

We used purified wastewater in the flush toilets.

我们在抽水中使用了纯净废水。

That's just a symbol of a clean toilet.

这是干净的象征。

And there is a sink behind the toilet.

后面有一个洗手池。

What is it? It's a toilet. Yeah. What is it? It's a toilet.

它是什么？它是一个。是的，它是什么？它是一个。

The seat goes back into the wall where it is washed and blow-dried.

使用后会缩进墙里。

Oh, yes, that's my plunger, all right!

哦对，这是我的搋，没错了！

Put your botty on the potty. Put your botty on the potty.

屁股坐在上。屁股坐在上。

And you flushed my drugs down the toilet? !

你居然还把我的毒品冲进！

Do you have any problems flushing it down at all?

大便从冲走有问题吗？

Flush your resolution down the toilet?

把你的新年计划从冲下去？

Even the punch bowl was in the shape of a toilet.

连酒杯都是形状的。

The story is that it crashed through to just above the toilet.

据说它撞到了上方。

You can buy me that toilet seat cover.

你可以给我买套。

You might scrub around the toilet bowl.

你可能会擦洗的内壁。