" She tried to curse hers off."

“她想用咒语把青春痘去掉。”

They're not covering up any pimples or spots, you know. It's not like that.

那不能遮盖青春痘或粉刺。没有那种功效。

More commonly known as the pimple.

坊间人称青春痘。

No wonder plants don't get zits.

难怪植物不会长青春痘。

Don't squeeze your pimples unless you want scars on your face.

除非你希望脸上有疤痕，否则不要挤青春痘。

You called in sick twice last week because you had a zit.

你上周因为长了青春痘 就请了两次病假。

Two things that, honestly, sound more pleasant than watching zit videos.

老说，这两件事听起来比看青春痘视频更愉快。

So leave that zit alone! Maybe ride a roller coaster.

所以别碰青春痘了！也许你可以去坐过山车。

Her hair clung to her pimply cheeks in tight Little Orphan Annie curls.

她的头发打着《小孤儿安妮》式的碎卷，贴在长满青春痘的脸颊上。

How do you drink it? Oh, just put it in your mouth and pop it like a zit.

那要呢？直接放进嘴里，然后像挤青春痘那样挤爆它。

Picture the last zit you had.

想象一下你的最后一个青春痘。

It sometimes feels good to pop a zit.

有时挤青春痘感觉很好。

These hormones run through you no matter what your mood is, or whether you have zits.

不管你的心情如何，或者你是否有青春痘，这些荷尔蒙都会贯穿你的身体。

So. We're a long way from teenage crushes and zits and crying over commercials at this point, aren't we?

所以。我们离青迷恋和青春痘以及为广告哭泣还有很长的路要走，不是吗？

When a zit finally bursts, it can give people a really satisfying rush.

青春痘最终爆发时，它能给人一种真正的满足感。

But acne, zits, and pimples are the same.

但是粉刺、青春痘和粉刺是一样的。

Instead, I want to talk about these quietly unassuming dog whelks.

相反，我想谈谈这些安静谦逊的狗青春痘。

Ugh. Putting a lot of pressure on one little zit, dad.

老爸 青春痘可表示压力很大啊。

I'm a man in my mid-40s and I still get zits.

我是一个40多岁的男人, 我仍然有青春痘。

That's ten minutes talking about your spots.

你已经说了十分钟青春痘了。