Ever been taunted for your woeful wandwork?

你有没有因为脚魔杖技法而受人嘲？

Finding bad reasons for what one believes for other bad reasons–that's philosophy.

找出些脚理由为自己因某种脚理由相信东西辩护——那就哲学。

How is this stupid ad supposed to sell houses anyway?

靠这种脚广告怎么能卖出房子？

And he spoke in broken English.

他说着脚英语。

And no, this isn't the setup to a bad joke.

不，这不一脚话开头。

This was a bad joke, it had to be.

这脚玩，一定。

No, you make crappy decisions on a daily basis, Dan.

不，你每天都在做脚决策，Dan。

If something we buy is no good, then it's a lemon.

如果我们买东西不好，那它就脚货。

No, I don't wanna see your crappy kitchen in the background there.

不要 我不想看到你那脚厨房作照片背景。

I kept trying to write these rap verses, and they were always crappy.

我一直想写这些说唱歌词，但它们总很脚。

And the crappy plays, trust me, were not intentionally crappy.

相信我，那些脚剧本并不故意写成那样。

He defined philosophy as the finding of bad reason for what one believes by instinct.

为自己出于本能所相信东西寻找出脚解释！

Oh. -Tryin' to read somethin' into it- lame girl move.

哦。-想找点潜台词出来才女生脚举动。

I make some sort of feeble excuse and spend most of the day in bed.

我找了脚借口，那天大多数时候就赖在床上了。

He is too familiar, too noisy, and he cracks weak jokes.

它太放肆，太吵闹，还叽叽呱呱地说些脚话。

Mm, yet you have time to send lame text messages to your acupuncturist.

然而你却有时间和你针灸师发脚短信。

In any game, there are winners and losers, unless it's some lame co-op thing.

任何游戏都有赢家和输家，除非这一脚合作项目。

I'm Carl Azuz with goat puns because they are tough to " bleet" .

我Carl Azuz，以上一些脚双关语因为实在太难了。

Are you gonna make us pretend to be a bunch of lame characters with silly accents?

你打算让我们装作一群脚角色说着奇怪口音?

And your bad jokes. and your complete inability to ever hide a single thing you felt.

还有脚话。和你不懂掩饰自己每一丝情感。