And you became a hero, and I became a schmuck.

成了英雄，我成了笨人。

They are stupid people who are lost and got here by mistake.

他们是些笨人，不小心迷了路走到了这里。

Made I just let you think I'd let any schmo do that?

我得我会随便个笨人看吗?

It would be like, " Excuse me...oops... never mind, didn't see your sign."

“抱歉，哦… … 没事了。”心里会想我忘记他是个笨人了”。

What about your uncle—is he not an awkward man?

那叔叔呢——他不是个笨人吗？

He was a perfectionist who didn’t suffer fools gladly.

【suffer】他是个完美主义者，对笨人没有耐心。

Darius, who doesn't like school, who is sometimes stupid and mostly a fool, said something wise today, though most days he says nothing.

大流士，不喜欢上学的他，有时很傻，几乎是个笨人，今天却说了句聪明的话，虽然大多数日子他什么都不说。