You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots.

你毁了容忍白能力。

And you're not coming to this stupid party.

你也别想来这个白派对。

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

这是听过最白情了。

You wouldn't care. It's just a stupid comic book story.

也没什么 只是个白漫画故。

See, it's not sucking chi that makes me special.

看吧 不是白气让与众不同。

Right now I have to take abuse from these morons.

现在开始不得不面对这帮白羞辱了。

So It's a combination of COVID and idiot and it's wordplay.

所以它是冠状病毒和白组合，是文字游戏。

Oh, please forgive me. I didn't mean to call you an idiot, God.

哦，请你原谅。不是有意叫你白，上帝。

You think they're white chocolate chips until it's too late. Stupid hawaii.

等你意识到它不是白巧克力条时 已经太晚了 白夏威夷。

Not only am I going to this foolish dinner against my will.

不光是这次加白圣诞晚餐。

The facts were clear and the logic impeccable. So disagreement was a sign of idiocy.

既然实清楚，逻辑不可辩驳，那么，再有不同意见就是白表现。

So, um, how do you maintain such a dork-less clientele?

你们是如何保持没有白客人环境？

We laughed together at the idiocy and sheer impossibility of such a moment.

然后也大笑起来。们一起为这种白，全无可能行径大笑了许久。

" Watson, you idiot! " Holmes says. " Someone has stolen our tent! "

“华生，你真够白！”福尔摩斯说。“有人偷了们帐篷！”

You're the one fighting that silly new cigar rule.

你就是那反抗新白禁雪茄令家伙。

So, did you spend last night hearing about this silly parking space fight, too? For hours.

你昨晚是不是也得听他抱怨那场白停车位大战，抱怨了好几小时。

Find the abductor of a young girl, or choke down cuisine in a room full of gits.

是选择追捕诱拐少女罪犯，还是去满是白饭店勉强吃菜呢。

Well, that's better than what these meatheads cooked up.

那也比这些个白干好啊。

Oh, well. That low level teabag human druid?

那个低等白德鲁伊人类?

You're the only moron in the whole world who actually likes Monday!

你是全世界唯一一个真心喜欢星期一白!