Ate like crap and drank too much.

总吃垃圾食品 喝醉如泥。

And, yeah, I was wasted, but y-you're right.

我确实喝醉，但你说对。

Someone's lying in the gutter. Nobody's blaming 'em.

他们喝醉了 他们全都醉如泥。

Who'll've gotten very drunk at the party?

谁会在派对上喝醉如泥？

I just don't think that now is the best time for getting crunk.

我就现在不醉如泥的好时机。

Colosseum.Come on, you're not that drunk.

圆型剧场，拜托，你不醉。

What are you doing with a kid who drinks like that?

你怎么能和一个喝的醉的人出去呢？

I mean, who gets wasted on thanksgiving?

我说 谁会在感恩节喝的醉？

I think I was too drunk at the wine tasting to remember.

但品酒会上我喝的醉什么都不记了。

She was drunk tonight. She was drunk yesterday.

她昨天就喝醉 今天晚上又醉了。

He expected to find a driver who was either very drunk or having a medical emergency.

他预判司机要么喝醉，要么有紧急医疗情况。

Drink fast, get stupid, lose money.

畅饮吧 最好醉如泥 把钱输光。

Laughing and joking with those Sacretain boys, drinking they were laughing at God.

他和一群公子哥有说有笑的 喝醉 还拿上帝开玩笑。

Aristophanes is suffering the effects of a hangover from the party the previous night.

阿里斯托芬还没缓过来他前一天晚上也喝醉。

Man, Grandpa Rick must have gotten shitfaced. - Shut up, Summer.

老天，瑞克外公一定醉如泥。- 闭嘴，夏茉。

Because seriously, you don't want to get your nippers paralytically drunk, do you?

因为说实话 你不会想让你的子醉如泥的？

Bropocalypse- a large gathering a bros on a mission to get drunk.

不醉不「哥」 : 兄弟们齐聚一堂要喝个醉。

I got drunk on bourbon and threw up all over her lawn.

我喝波旁酒喝醉 然后全吐在了她的草坪上。

We'd've gotten very drunk if we hadn't stopped drinking at 10 o'clock.

如果我们不在 10 点钟停下的话，我们早就喝醉如泥了。

Beer is on the house, guys. Drink fast, get stupid, lose money.

兄弟们，啤酒备好了。畅饮吧，最好醉如泥，把钱输光。