Okay, I'll apologize to the 12 people who still go out and watch plays.

行，那我就去跟全世界剩下12个还在看戏剧演道歉。

I did my impression of Joan Rivers as one of the earliest amphibians.

我还模仿琼瑞薇演最早两栖。

I ask everybody who comes on the show that.

我问每个参加演。

They vote for the person they think should leave the show.

他们投票选他们认为应该离开演。

I gotta thank everybody who's watched the show.

我谢所有观看演。

It's a huge blockbuster with massive, elaborate sets and cast of thousands.

这部卖座巨片有许多庞大繁复场景，而且有好几千参与演。

And the people who have seen the whole show, which is not us.

- 还有那些看过整场演，他们不是我们。

You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before.

要找没看过他演真是一捞一大把。

You're the one who doesn't want to be late for the show.

你是那个不想演迟到。

And everybody from the previous gig had left.

上一场演每个都离开了。

This is a rare treat, and let's… you truly are the ones enabling the show.

这是一种难得享受，让我们… … 你们才是真正促成这场演。

Like, yeah, my people on tour.

就像，是，我巡回演。

So, uh, well, the director is insisting that whoever play that part...

导演坚持演这个角色。

Because now no one on the play committee wants to talk to me.

现在演筹备会都不愿搭理我了。

Those who see it performed will not mistake the startling event it records for a mere personal accident.

看过它演不会将它所记录惊事件误认为是纯属身意外。

Anyone that I've ever wanted to share the stage with, he's in my top five.That was really cool.

任何我想和他同台演，他都在我前五名。那真很酷。

Jennifer, you don't strike me as someone who gets pre-show jitters, but what performance made you the most nervous?

詹妮弗，你给我印象不像是一个会在演前紧张，但是什么表演让你最紧张呢？

He or she is the boss of the play – the person who is responsible for putting the play on.

他或她是剧本老板——负责演。

The heads of people watching a circus turn back and forth as they try to see every exciting act in each ring.

那些希望看到每个场地精彩演脑袋不时转来转去。

Sometimes, he says, concert goers made only a little noise after a performance to show they liked it.

他说，有时候，听音乐会在演结束后只会发一点声音， 以表示他们喜欢它。