Maybe you're leaning so it looks like I'm leaning.

也许是你站了 所以看着我是。

Harry's got sort of a wonky cross. That's trials and suffering.

哈利这有个十字架 是审判和受难。

Oh, everything's crooked! Reality is poison!

所有东西都是！现实有毒！

Jeans embody all that is good, bad and awry in fashion.

牛仔裤体现了时尚界所有好、坏、东西。

I do think you've...Mine was always crooked, always.

我认为你是… … 我刘海总是，一直都是。

The crooked parody of Mitsima's, his own stood beside it.

约翰子站在米季马子旁边，那是对米季马子摹本。

Turning aside, and passing through the ill-hung gate, I approached the dwelling.

走下路，跨过那扇大门，我走向那处屋子。

A blubbered and distorted face confronted her; the creature was crying.

她面前是一张哭得脏脸。那老女人在哭。

He checked the battered old watch that had once been Fabian Prewett's.

他低头看了看那曾经属于费比安? 普威特已经有点了旧手表。

He didn't stand straight, for he was crooked.

他没有站直， 因为他是。

Her face was horribly distorted, her lips blue.

她脸得可怕，嘴唇乌青。

He wore half-moon glasses, had a long, crooked nose, and flowing silver hair, beard, and mustache.

他戴一副半月形眼镜，长着一个长鼻子，银发和胡须披垂着。

At forty-four, Linda seemed, by contrast, a monster of flaccid and distorted senility.

琳妲才四十多岁，可对比起来，她已经是一个皮肤松弛，形容老妖怪。

Lily and Marshall's new apartment was crooked.

莉莉和马修公寓 是。

Not that it was wonky or anything, but it's always best to check.

并不是因为它了什么，但检查一下总没坏处。

In the Zhuangzi there's a story about a useless, crooked tree.

《庄子》里有一个故事，讲是一棵没用树。

Not that it's any of my business, but it was straight before.

我不该管闲事，但你领带本来不。

Rubbing some town lotion into his long, crooked nose.

在他又长又鼻子上擦一些城镇化妆水。

Look, you can spend the rest of the day being bitter about this. Agreed.

你可以今天一整天都叽这事。会。

No, more than leaning. Some of the stalks were practically horizontal.

不仅仅是着，有玉米秆都横着躺下了。