My favourite one: " it's pissing it down outside! "

撒尿。

Not one that can pee on the roof.

不能大到可以屋顶撒尿。

Take the cane. - I gotta take a piss.

拿着拐杖 -我要撒尿。

And trust me, you do not wanna pee out a marble.

相信我，你不想撒尿撒出一枚大理石。

Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back.

然后撒尿熄火，结果不再被邀请了。

I am proud to say I still pee standing up.

我很自豪的说我是站着撒尿的。

And so you peed on him?

所以你就朝他撒尿？

As if that woman had nowhere to wee at home.

就像她家容不得她撒尿，女人。

But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right?

不过至少他们不会你地毯撒尿了？

He peed on my bed. My bed, Meredith.

他我床撒尿。我床，Meredith。

She didn't bark, though. She pissed on the floor.

她是不叫 却会地板撒尿。

I'm sad that I peed in class instead of a toilet.

我伤心，我撒尿，而不是厕所里。

Other animals like seals pee on themselves.

像海豹这样的其他动物会自己身撒尿。

And we all need a safe place to pee.

我们还需要一个 可以安全地撒尿的地方。

They snacked and drank and peed in the aisles.

他们边吃边喝 还过道撒尿。

Next time you're peeing you can think that you are making liquid gold.

下次你撒尿的时候，你可以认为你制造液体黄金。

You peed in my shampoo. Admit it. - What?

你我洗发水里撒尿。承认吧。-什么？

So, every time he got up to pee, he would do two pushups.

所以，每次他起来去撒尿，他都会做两个俯卧撑。

For fish, peeing in the yard is a big help to their neighbors.

对于鱼来说，院子里撒尿对它们的邻居来说大有裨益。

You might as well have just come in and peed around my desk!

你干脆到办公室来 我的桌子周围撒尿好了！