Dave

Ask 1.2-million-mile BMW rider Dave Swisher, of Bowling Green, Virginia.

我了一百零一万哩长征BMW骑士：住在维吉尼亚BowlingGreenDaveSwisher。

Dave was shovelling pasta into his mouth.

卫大口大口地吃通心面。

When she married Dave, everyone thought that theirs was a match made in heaven.

她跟夫结婚时，大家都认为他俩是天造地设一对。

Here’s a photo of us making whoopee at Dave’s wedding.

这是一张我在夫婚礼上狂欢照片。

Forget it, Dave, no harm done.

别放在心上，夫，没事儿。

I thought he wouldn't see Dave and me—his whole attention seemed focused on the recessional hymn.

我以为他不会看见我和维，因为他正全神贯注地听着退场赞美歌。

Is that you, Dave? Oh, my gosh! The backstabber who left us to work for the evil WebTracker!

是你吗，夫？天啊！背弃我去帮万恶“网路搜寻家”做事阴险！

Dave and Michelle invited me to go out with them but I don’t want to play gooseberry all evening.

夫和米歇尔邀请我跟他一起出去，不过我可不想整个晚上都当电灯泡。

Dave's untimely return.

维不合时宜归来。