Listen to that. Those are-those are the bing bongs of a woman in love with you.

听，这是一个爱着你的女人的乒乓声。

Excuse me? Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?

你说什？你用筒打人之前是不是先吸了一口？

If he wasn't home by six o'clock—boom, boom, bong, bong, all around the city.

如果他六点前不回家——嘭，嘭，嘭，嘭，城里到处都是这样的响声。

You didn't know how to use a bong and now you're trying to tell me how to flip weed?

你都不吸水，现在你来告诉我飞叶子？

Is it a bong, mother? Please. I didn't take you for a stoner.

这是个吗，妈妈？拜托，我不你还有这种爱好。

Love isn't enough. Where would we live, here, with your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong.

光有爱是不够的。我们住哪儿，这儿，和你的室友们吗？卫生间里唯一的装饰是一个水枪。

What drew you to making bongs?

是什吸引你去制作水筒的？

Is that a beer bong for a baby?

这是宝宝啤酒机吗？

The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong.

洗手间里唯一的家具就是根水。

Look, hippies, look! Put down those bongs and look.

嬉皮士们 快看 把麻枪放下看一眼。

Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?

你用筒打人之前是不是先吸了一口？

Every 100 years, it will make a louder, bong sound.

每过 100 年，它就会发出更响亮的砰砰声。

Does a person buy multiple bongs in a year?

一个人一年会买多个斗吗？

Max turned our old one into a bong.

Max把我们的旧电视给炸了。

Okay, fine. You can get her the bong then.

好吧 那你就给她买那个钟吧。

You know, I'm sure you enjoyed the occasional bong hit.

我觉得你偶尔抽上几口肯定很享受。

So again, one bong or two?

所以 带一个还两个？

Well, my bong is from Korea.

我的麻斗也是韩国做的呢。

What you need is to level up with a bong rip of nature.

你们需要的 是猛抽一口自然来提升品味。

Some punk's trying to use his snorkel rental as a bong.

一些朋克试图使用他的浮潜租赁作为bong。